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methtacular:

race representation in american television

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caat-dmc:


Chocolate
Sep 29, 2014 / 188 notes

caat-dmc:

Chocolate

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Sep 29, 2014 / 11,397 notes

Anonymous said: yoo bro that story was so funny we need another one tell us a funny sex story or your worst sexual performance ever

flightfashioniv:

airieee:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

aiight here we go

so i met this girl on twitter we texting for a week or so then we start talking sexual im telling her all kinda freaky shit ” imma make you walk funny” “imma make you tapout” “imma go all night” “back to back rounds” “imma make you squirt” etc, hyping myself up you know how niggas do. so i go over there on a Friday night we doing the wholee sitting on the couch watching the movie thing pretending like we dont know what we here to do so then we start pushing each other play fighting then one thing leads to another and we going at it then we all that 4 play which im not going to get into detail with cause it has nothing to do with making the story funny so anywayyy we do doggy first I start off slow taking my time like

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then shes like go faster!! so i speed up then she starts throwing it back on a nigga

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that booty was so fat and it was just jiggling she moaning telling me its mines already but i shit u not i feel my nut coming in about 1 minute and 30 seconds so i pull it out trying to stop it from happening it just comes out right in the condom shes looks back at me like why’d you stop i look back at her like

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she looks down sees the cum in the condom then looks back at me like

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i look back at her like

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shes like

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she goes into her phone reading the text messages  i sent her in a low voice like “gonna give it to me all night” *chuckles* nope that didnt happen “gonna make me scream your name” *chuckles* nopeeee lol didnt happen so im like i can get it back up shes like nope you’ve done enough damage for tonight dont want you to hurt yourself shes like so i guess u can go home now im like ok left her house like Rasheed Wallace after the pistons lost in the playoffs in ‘07

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i get home log onto twitter i see her talking crazy

"i hate niggas who talk alot of shit about their sex game and dont back it up"

"just had the worst sex of my life… if u can call it that it was so fast"

her friend asked her who was it she was like "we’ll just call him the flash like the super hero cause that boy came and went faster than the speed of light"

im over there reading the tweets sad as shit… told my mans what happened showed him the tweet he was like you better go back over there and

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so i ask for redemption she says no for like a week then she finally agreed went over there and put in that work redeemed myself sat there watched her shaking and having spasms on the edge bed like

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talk shit now

happy ending

funniest story ever lmao

lmfao !!!

Sep 29, 2014 / 9 notes
ikilled0sama:

jalenconway:

serahtonin:

intoxikatex:

hatekyland:


The water at Lake Superior froze, but the water beneath it was still moving causing the pieces of ice to stack on top of each other once they hit the rocks.

MICHIGAN! 

wow 

Home :3

Glass

This is my home and it makes me so fucking happy.
Sep 29, 2014 / 46,465 notes

ikilled0sama:

jalenconway:

serahtonin:

intoxikatex:

hatekyland:

The water at Lake Superior froze, but the water beneath it was still moving causing the pieces of ice to stack on top of each other once they hit the rocks.

MICHIGAN! 

wow 

Home :3

Glass

This is my home and it makes me so fucking happy.

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madenbrookland:

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

Lmfao
Sep 29, 2014 / 19,027 notes

madenbrookland:

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

Lmfao

Sep 29, 2014 / 409,753 notes
supersmashkev:

watermellyn:

comedic gold

this honestly just made my day
Sep 29, 2014 / 131,404 notes

supersmashkev:

watermellyn:

comedic gold

this honestly just made my day

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eternallybeautifullyblack:

Phylicia Rashad gets more and more beautiful with age.  Black don’t crack!
Sep 29, 2014 / 20,602 notes

eternallybeautifullyblack:

Phylicia Rashad gets more and more beautiful with age.  Black don’t crack!

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Sep 29, 2014 / 548,771 notes

obamafart:

i fucking love dog

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brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
Sep 29, 2014 / 470,075 notes

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

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catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.
Sep 29, 2014 / 752,152 notes

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

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findfanficshere:

sonsandbrothers:

AMAZING: Leah Still, daughter of Cincinnati Bengals defensive tackle Devon Still, had surgery on Thursday to remove all of her cancerous tumors. She’s recovering quickly!
#BeatCancer #PrayForLeah #DaughtersAndSisters

🙌🙌🙌🙌💪💪💪💪
Sep 28, 2014 / 4,632 notes

findfanficshere:

sonsandbrothers:

AMAZING: Leah Still, daughter of Cincinnati Bengals defensive tackle Devon Still, had surgery on Thursday to remove all of her cancerous tumors. She’s recovering quickly!

#BeatCancer #PrayForLeah #DaughtersAndSisters

🙌🙌🙌🙌💪💪💪💪
shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger
Sep 28, 2014 / 417,918 notes

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

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